josephbirdsong:

bradofarrell:

stevewoolf:

“Kindegarten Cop” [sic] is the gem here.

chriscantwell:

lunchbreak:

Truth.

mikesbrainleakage:

I kept seeing these broad overviews of America using the U.S. map as a visual and I always disagreed here and there. This is more of a personal view of the country but I feel like it’s more universally true than all the other ones I see of shit like this.

Yes, I made this. Yes, I had better things to do. Nope, I didn’t do those other things.

This is great.

“Another state in New England”

It’s kinda pissing me off WalMart is over there somewhere and not in Arkansas. IT COMES FROM ARKANSAS. IT’S ALL WE HAVE BESIDES CLINTON. LET US HAVE IT.

 hell yeeaaaah we are definitely THE BEST :D

(Source: miketruesdale)

1. mcrshavedmywife liked this
2. feeltheillinoise reblogged this from newqueenbee
3. southernconstellationss reblogged this from naturalmonds and added:

   highschool football & republicans bby! NO.

4. tbsavafob6 reblogged this from therothwoman and added:

   I used to live in Not Trying Hard Enough, but now I’m in Old People & Gays.

5. tbsavafob6 liked this
6. therothwoman reblogged this from terameloslove and added:

   Sometimes, I’ve just gotta love my country.

7. chelseabaribeau reblogged this from miketruesdale
8. iamtimbaker reblogged this from wholelotofnothin
9. faithapasta liked this
10. aletheamorgan reblogged this from miketruesdale
11. cadymichelle reblogged this from shayda- and added:

    Texas is pretty much correct… ha

12. ghettosoup liked this
13. my-own-melt liked this
14. shayda- reblogged this from fundipp and added:

    CRAB CAKES YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA

15. eloouise reblogged this from miketruesdale
16. iammyss liked this
17. miketruesdale liked this
18. jeikobukatoru reblogged this from baconandporn and added:

    Nigga all the old people live in North Florida more than anywhere get that straight and if you love where you’re from of...

19. xanthoparmelia liked this
20. baconandporn reblogged this from newqueenbee and added:

    closed auto plants… true dat we all broke ova hurrrrr

21. cwithum liked this
22. acidstarburst reblogged this from newqueenbee and added:

    hell yeeaaaah we are definitely THE BEST :D

23. jeffinerr liked this
24. icantregenerate reblogged this from fundipp
25. claygharrison reblogged this from mrscottdavis and added:

    Texas should say High School and College Football. lunchbreak:mikesbrainleakage:

26. fundipp reblogged this from elizziebeth and added:

    salkfjukhuirui My friend tells me she has swamp ass EVERY SINGLE DAY. You can’t even fathom how disgusting I think it...

27. terameloslove reblogged this from miketruesdale and added:

    see something with Pennsylvania that doesn’t mention the Amish....agree with this much...

28. iamstevenwu reblogged this from theodorapasion911
29. mykaliedoscopeheart reblogged this from newqueenbee
30. youarenumberoneonmylist liked this
31. seojie liked this
32. podey liked this
33. dontsmellherflowers liked this
34. roicakes liked this
35. katecneal liked this
36. acidstarburst liked this
37. wereallsideeffects liked this
38. wereallsideeffects reblogged this from newqueenbee
39. forgetdecember reblogged this from newqueenbee
40. geeeeeeeezus reblogged this from newqueenbee
41. brakhage liked this
42. mareodomo liked this
43. xpyroferre reblogged this from espouselucidation
44. espouselucidation reblogged this from newqueenbee and added:

    Illinois should totally be gangsters

45. oldfancies liked this
46. emilypemily reblogged this from newqueenbee and added:

    “Rain and suicide”, bless.

47. naturalmonds reblogged this from newqueenbee and added:

    Well, we would be listed as ‘Titties’. That’s all Louisiana is good for.

48. emilypemily liked this
49. elizziebeth reblogged this from newqueenbee and added:

    “College Football” should stretch from MS to GA. You don’t know how hard I tried to like college football last year. And...

50. newqueenbee reblogged this from bradofarrell and added:

    It’s kinda pissing me off WalMart is over there somewhere and not in Arkansas. IT COMES FROM ARKANSAS. IT’S ALL WE HAVE...

51. Show more notesLoading...